Wednesday, March 2, 2011

100 Things That Make Me Uncomfortable (or annoyed)

  1. Awkward moments
  2. People who don't use their blinker
  3. Getting dirty after you just got clean
  4. Unorganized teachers
  5. Lag
  6. Disconnections
  7. Racism
  8. Significant other being gone for 4 hours and comes back like nothing happened 
  9. Bad timing
  10. Getting a good idea for a project, the day before its due
  11. Broken software
  12. Slow drivers
  13. Laziness
  14. Being Lost
  15. Those time where you space out for 2 seconds
  16. Brain farts
  17. When no on believes you
  18. That feeling when you think your crack is showing
  19. Clothes that don't fit right
  20. Xbox fanboys
  21. Wii fanboys
  22. PS3 fanboys
  23. Ignorance
  24. Being proven wrong
  25. When people think you did something when you didn't
  26. When someone points at you and their pointing at someone behind you and you don't realize it
  27. When you take a quick look and think you saw someone you know but keep on walking
  28. Not realizing that someone needed help that you just walked by
  29. Lying
  30. Dirty clothes
  31. Being served food that looks nasty
  32. Bad chairs
  33. Not sure if your wore a certain shirt yesterday
  34. Not sure if people realize you wore the same shirt as yesterday
  35. When you feel people think less of you
  36. When you actually do your homework but the teacher doesn't take it up
  37. When a teacher stands behind you while you're taking a test
  38. When someone watches you draw or anything art related
  39. When a song plays that you hate and people think you like it
  40. When someone says a stealth bomber taking off from an aircraft carrier *cough* (they can't, unless you wanna go technical)
  41. When someone is skipping through radio stations and a song you love comes on and they skip it and call it stupid
  42. When someone is skipping through TV channels and skip your favorite show, THAT HAS A NEW EPISODE
  43. When people diss the PlayStation 3 for stupid reasons
  44. When people say Minecraft looks stupid
  45. When people say LittleBigPlanet is for kids
  46. When someone with dirty hands asks to use your computer, phone, controller, etc
  47. When someone with greasy hands asks you to use you computer, phone, controller, etc
  48. Unflushed toilets
  49. Just finished your business in restroom and finding out that there is no toilet paper. 
  50. Knowing you couldn't have done something great today, but pass the chance 
  51. Math
  52. That feeling where you think you're the stupidest one in the room
  53. Being the 3rd person in line to talk in front of 50 people
  54. Knowing you just messed up. BIG time.
  55. When you ask you significant other who they just hugged and they say their ex
  56. Metting nsignificant other's parents
  57. Introducing your significant other to your parents. 
  58. Showing your parents a bad report card
  59. When someone says, "I have to talk to you about something"
  60. Not knowing if you left an account signed in on someone's phone or public computer
  61. Smelling a fart
  62. When your kid or younger sibling is on the floor of the store, crying for a toy
  63. When you're taking care of a kid and you don't know how to punish them
  64. When people see what I type to someone
  65. Being left out
  66. Being ignored
  67. Being replaced
  68. In bathroom of restaurant and seeing chef leave without washing his hands after you hear him ripping himself a new asshole all over the toilet
  69. Someone saying their mom has passed away after you say a "yo momma" joke
  70. Saying a Chuck Norris joke when you find you he heard you
  71. Being uncomfortable
  72. Walking in bad neighborhood at night
  73. Creepy looking guy boards same plane as you
  74. Buying a cup with you mom
  75. Not having a cup and having your mom ask you what size cup you are so she can get it
  76. The "talk"
  77. Watching a movie with parents when a sex scene comes up
  78. Your mom or dad hands you your phone and asks who [name of opposite sex] is
  79. Your mom of dad hands you your phone and says [name of opposite] sex] is cute
  80. Hearing your parents having sex
  81. The morning after you just heard your parents had sex and their both smiling
  82. Being lost
  83. When you feel everyone is angry at you for some reason
  84. When a bug decides to fly/jump/ fall/land on your face or any other part of body
  85. Bad timing
  86. Car not starting
  87. Stuffy air
  88. Stale air
  89. Humidness
  90. Saying, "You too", when the ticket vender gives you your tickets and says to enjoy the movie.
  91. Drunk people with guns
  92. That creepy noise
  93. That noise that makes you look behind you
  94. The feel of eyeballs staring at you
  95. When someone plays a song that you have and it turns out to be the WORST song ever
  96. Waking up and realizing you missed 10 minutes of the teacher explaining an assignment *cough*
  97. When you're the ONLY one who's out of place, tune, step, etc
  98. Realizing your zipper has been down all day
  99. Doing homework calmly and productively at night then look at the clock and realize class starts in 10 minutes
  100. When you are told to bring, write, draw, etc. a 100 of something
  101. Annnnnd, realizing that during the fiasco of the car not starting, being ditched, and not finding parking that you forgot the damn CDs to burn your monologue on!!!

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